The best Poutine in the Chateauguay Valley!
EVENTS
Karaoke! Do YOU enjoy Karaoke?
Well, we don't have it anymore. Some spoilsports started a spitting contest - they thought they were singing - and enraged customers at the front tables.
A nasty fight ensued, and the police have now ordered us not to stage any more karaoke.
If you really want to sing, do it in the restroom while flushing the toilet. Or do it in the alley after we have thrown you out. Just don't molest the women out there.
Understand? NO MORE KARAOKE!
Karaoke Night
Several of these randy ladies frequently caused a ruckus and were subsequently barred from enjoying our poutine. Yvette will NOT permit them in the alley either - they used to puke out there much too often. Got it?
When?
How about NEVER? Or we call the cops again.
When:
Weekdays between 5-7pm
Happy Hour?
Yvette frequently has a Happy-Hour, but it is personal. Several of her close friends are usually in attendance. You are not welcome.
But do enjoy your poutine.
Weekdays
It used to be from 5-7pm
Sunday Brunch
I'm a dork. I used to be a real human, but then I started to thumb a stupid iPhone. And drink "shooters". And NOW look at me! And these other losers here.
flatter me. It’s easy. Just swipe your idiot "smart" phone, or double click my face, and you can start adding your own shit here.
When:
From 11am-3pm we serve your favorite Sunday toast. And maybe some cigarette butts.
BUY ONE, - GET OUT FREE!
I'm a sleazy bar. Click here to insult the barmaid. It’s easy. Just smash 4 of these bottles with a shot glass, and add your own content to the shelves!. She won't care- the boss is always feelin' her up anyhow.
When:
Saturdays, after the honckey game.