ABOUT YVETTE | poutine

I'm Yvette. I LIVE the Chateauguay Valley Life!

I've been here almost all of my life.

For most of my formative years, I washed dishes, done grumpy Dewittville men's laundry, fed amd milked smelly cattle, sheared sheep, and on occasion even shoplifted cheap trinkets at Rattée's "Department Store" in Ormstown.

This last episode I am not obviously proud of...

But! Then I discovered how to customize my daily meme inflow. Using a pivot, I could easily make my life sadly ironic or even heartbreakingly snarky.

Ratty's will not bar me anymore! Neither will that pretentious little Café Namasthé with their overpriced lattées across the street!

So, I have decided to finally open my Poutine Pub here in the Chateauguay Valley - an intriguing idea that had been fermenting in my mind long before I sought my fortune overseas.

I have only recently returned from the DPRK (Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea) where, for the last few years, I was hairdresser to the Great Leader Kim Jong-Il. It is not well known that I gave him his famous "Gangam Style" haircut!, before that ridiculous South-Korean dancer stole the term.

I was subsequently given the title "silkypuss" by him. - (but used only in our more tender and private moments)

You can read so many more fascinating revelations on my DISQUS BLOG. Caution- do not let your children read it!

친애하는 지도자의 정치국으로 -, 2015년 2월 승인. ABOVE APPROVED 2015 DPRK

(Many more revelations from my chequered past will shortly be added here, once cleared with the DPRK)

More about this later.... to eventually be filled in by Claude Balloune, my biographer <==Click him. He does EXCELLENT work!