The best Poutine in the Chateauguay Valley!
QUENCH YOUR THIRST
Beer
Draft
Beer! Some of it is draft.. and some of it is in bottles. We have neither. The bottles were banned because of fights (don't ask!) and the draft was sold in paper cups that quickly went soggy. Then the liqueur police stepped in and the rest is history. Enjoy a coke with your poutine!
Leffe Blonde
The blonde refers to the above barmaids. And the price is per hour. Adjust yourself accordingly.
$ 55.00
6 Point
Not sure wha this beer is. But you are welcome to park a case of it in the alley.
$ FREE (for us)
Bottles
We do NOT sell bottled beer. (see above) Anyhow, you are welcome to park a case of 24 out in the alley. We may join you.
Budweiser
$ 3.00
Bud Light
$ 3.50
Coors
$ 2.75
Amstel Light
$ 3.50
Miller
$ 3.00
Wine
Whites (available only before Labour Day)
Risible Riesling
$ 3.95
Savignon Savon
Ugh.. tasted of soap!
$ 4.09
Semenillon (helps conception!)
Personally made by our Semellier, with loving attention
$ 6.50
Pinot Grits
Goes well with some butter and the Hominy grits.
$ 2.94
Mo's "elle"
Mohammed's favorite 9 year old. Before he had his Fat "Wah!"
$ 37.00
Red. Made from Chateau Plonque rendings.
Merlot - de mer "low".
Our least expensive red. Mer low. Filtered through low-tide seaweed. Great with mussels. Or muscles.
$ 2.49
Cabernet Savon
Good for washing the dishes also, if your credit-card is rejected.
$ 7.88
Petite Sirah
Drinking with a young lad? He'll love its sweetness!
$ 7.33
Shiraz
If you're dining wit a "young" lady. Need we say "sheer ass"?
$ 6.50
Pinot Noir
Pinot? Pine-oh! Aged in local Pine barrels.
$ 7.50
Rose. No longer available
Cracklin' Rosey?
Not available However, you may find some craklin' stuff out in the alley with those drunken Karaoke ladies above.
$NIL
Cocktails
Classic Cosmo
For "Cosmo" girls. Gents, you better know what the "sweet spot" is!
$ 14.00
Manhattan
Upper Manhattan. Made with Black Velveeta. Might we say "Harlem"?
$ 6.50
Martini - sold only two at a time.
Sold as "his and hers". Gentlemen, we can provide "hers" with optional date-rape drug. $37. Just discreetly ask.
$ 15.50
Martinus. Sold ONE at at time
The lonely man's cheap gin. Guys, our washrooms have copies of "Playboy".
$ 6.00
Caramel Delight
Under age? Oh, it's a sweety. And we'll try not to card you.
$ 3.50
Chocolate Martini - sold by the pair
His and hers. Hers will have that "special chocolate" as above. Does "au pair" sound better, guys?
$ 18.50